Someone is brilliant.

I DONE CLOSED THIS BLOG UP

I ran into someone from my past who knew more about me than I had expected. AWKWARD. So now this will be a swank, member's only kind of place. And maybe now I will feel more comfortable posting something longer than two sentences!

"WAS"

We all agree that the "fat slob" is more attractive, right? Good.

IF YOU CAN'T ROCK ME...

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Remember a couple of years ago, when vintage t-shirts were in? LOOKS LIKE WE ALL DID IT WRONG, BETTER GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN.

(oh the things I would do for that "I Need the Stones..." one)

*The guy in the "God is Sound" shirt is Grateful Dead drummer Mickey Hart, and that's the second time he's come up in the past twelve hours and my life. Weird.

AHEM

This blog is getting lock starting this Sunday. Then I will be able to let shit get real! So plan accordingly (for both, why not).

CHAWMP

I found this on The Onion AV Club review of tonight's "30 Rock," and it made me laugh way, way more than it should have.

IMPORTANT QUESTION

I never saw "Dunston Checks In," so I'm curious: did Dunston, the orangutan in question, actually "check in"? Or did he have someone else do it for him?

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF LATE NIGHT

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon is great!

KANYE/LADY GAGA TOUR CANCELED

YOU FINALLY DID IT, GARBAGE CANS!