Matt in Snow

beLIEve

I ripped this out of an in-flight magazine because it is a spectacular, insane mediocrity (just like the show himself, I assume). By the time you see that the shushing rabbit has a pierced ear, that the weird Tim Burton-y lady is Thriller-dancing, and the winged top hats are turning into doves, you have to stop looking because it's hideously ugly. But do look closer, it's hilarious. For example: that there is a written-by credit. LOLOLOLOLOL!

THE MASTER AND MARGARITA

My big plan in going out to buy some cute, feminine clothes ended in exactly one purchase, this:

I am 100% sure it was cut for a guy.