My Kind of Math

Pecan pie cosahedron

Adopt a Turkey

Think of it like carbon offsets.

Thomas Pynchon Has Written Some Shitty Beach-Reading Novel

I guess.

They Both Suck '08

Write-in votes from Duval County, Florida. Right now there are two people in Florida wondering who the other one was who voted for Bill Nye.

Also funny: the vote for "Nothing (anarchy)." Why are you voting at all, ding-dong?

The Funniest Line I Have Ever Read in the New York Times

"A full 60 pages of his new manuscript are devoted to debunking the Emersonian view of Franklin as “America’s first self-made man” and replacing it with a portrait of Franklin as a “commoner,” a man whose defining talent was for absorbing, repurposing and synthesizing the culture around him, like some colonial M.C."

Or perhaps anywhere.

The Roots to be Jimmy Fallon's House Band?

That's kind of awesome.

Google Reader Dredgage pt. II

Turns out Proust is funny. Huh. Who knew?

100 Boyfriend Qualities

Stephen Fry in America