The Year-End Approval Matrix Is Out

Guess which thing I REALLY disagree with?

(it's not the puppycam)

Here's What Is Going On

If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There'd Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats

Puppystalker

WONDERGLEN

Impossible Cool

The IT Crowd is BACK!

TOP CHEF IS ON TONIGHT

I might be live-twittering this. I need to use my twitter more. Anyway, check at 10 to see!

DC Sniping

I have a largely half-assed theory that DC is culturally closer to Maryland than it is to Virginia (possibly because MD never dick-moved DC by retrocessing land). Well, here I've gone and got myself some proof, sort-of: a search for "DC" on StateStats has Maryland leading Virginia by a wide margin. Likewise, DC bests Virginia by a significant amount in searches for "Maryland."

EMBARRASSING

Every single one of these missed connections is about me. I always thought it would be sort of sweet to have a missed connection about me but twenty-seven makes me feel hot and ashamed.

More Text Conversations Between My Brother and I

Joe: Colbert called out kanye, omg nice
Me: Kanye West is the Stephen Colbert of hip hop
Joe: Stephen Colbert is the Stephen Colbert of hip hop. R u forgetting about his debut album The Colbert Rapport?

Wow. Wow. Wow.

Glory at Sea. Directed by Benh Zeitlin. It's a half hour long but holy hell is it worth it.