UGH LOOK AT HIM NOW

Melvin Jules Bukiet, special to The Washington Post, HATED The Kindly Ones.

CELEBRITY WATCH

Today I saw NONE OTHER THAN Norm@n* Davis, the guy from a bunch of episodes of the Food Network Challenge! The one where they make the cakes!



Yeah, the guy on the left! In real life he's tiny. TINY TINY. Maybe 5'2.

*Because fuck Google Alerts.

NEW ADDRESS, NEW ERA

Hooray! I finally have an address for this site that I don't hate! Actually, I kind of like it! I kind of really like it!

GOOD FOR YOU, IOWA!

And good for you, internet. I've not read one "corn" joke.

(Vermont better get on this if I'm to be moving up there)

JONATHAN LITTEL: THE WORST?

I haven't read his book yet, but that isn't the point. Man oh man do I wanna rip that thing out of his head.

OVERHEARD AT FSK MALL (BLUGH, WHAT WAS I DOING THERE?)

Teenager Girl: (to older woman; probably her mother) Why are you being like this to me? Can't you see how miserable I am?

I believed her. I always believe teenage girls.

ATTENTION PLEASE

Dear all,

I am writing to inform you that as of April 4, 2009, I will be changing this address of this blog to theofficialnational.blogspot.com. Please adjust your bookmarks/memories accordingly.

Best,

Some guy