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Just the other day I was thinking that James Franco is this generation's Paul Newman.

Remember When I Called the Palin Pick "Cynically Sexist"?

Ta-Nehisi Coates does it even better. As usual!

Eclipse's Larisa Shepitko Collection

Just saw both of the movies in here and wowowowowow. What a talent. "Two Masterpieces" indeed.

Thoughts

I had a whole rack of 'em.

1. The second I saw Bruno on the runway I realized that HE would have made the perfect judge for the season finale (spoiler alert: it is not him).

2. Whatever god, force, or Eternal Way is responsible for turning James Taylor from this to this is, if not of hell, certainly hell-affiliated somehow.

3. Vermont Law School is so pretty and cool.

4. FINALLY!

5. KRISPY KREME MOLECULAR GASTRONOMY MILKSHAKE EWW BARF

So How Many Steps Back Is This For Women?

We're up to 80 or 90, right?

A Startling Equation

50 Cent+Freddie Mercury=My Dad