TWENTY QUESTIONS

1. What newspapers do you read?

The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Guardian

2. Which ones do you move your lips to while reading?

Le Monde

3. Which Web sites are on your favorites bookmark?

Pff. I have a million bookmarks. I have about twenty fucking categories of bookmarks. To keep it short, I'll only mention the ones I have under "Bookmarks" in Safari: The Onion, AST Forums, Friends of Tom, and Wikipedia's Deaths in 2009. In my Safari toolbar (i.e. the ones I need on-the-ready) I have Google Reader, Wikipedia, iGoogle, Amazon, Netflix, Youtube, Flickr, Twitter, Tumblr, Blogger, Wish List (for Amazon), and Subscribe (for Google Reader).

4. Where do you get your car washed?

Up your butt and around the corner (Germantown).

5. Do you know your dentist's first name?

Yes, Laleh (she's Egyptian).

6. Do you believe newspapers are going to die? If so, when?
Yes. Within the next five to ten years.

7. What was the last book you read?

Everything and More by David Foster Wallace

8. What's the last book you say you read?

The one that I fucking did. I would do even if it was a Suzanne Somers memoir.

9. If you got a unicorn what would you name it?

Dan.

10. What does your TiVo think about you?

I take forever in getting around to watching movies.

11. character of fiction you most resemble?

Probably the sister that nobody liked in Pride and Prejudice (Mary?), or Hal Incandenza.

12. Who plays you in your bio-pic?

Andy Breckman.

13. Do you floss?

Yup.

14. Did you ever believe your toys come alive when you leave the room?

Yes.

15. How many old cell phones do you own?

One.

16. Best show legendary biz/movie star encounter.

Wayne Newton.

17. Do you get satellite radio?

No.

18. And as a follow do you "get" satellite radio?

I prefer WFMU.

19. Do you read the Enquirer/InTouch/US/people?

Usually only at the beach.

20. Do you lie about it?

I have nothing to hide.