Thursday, July 31, 2008

My Favorite Hot Rod Quotes

"Pools are great for holding water."

"No shit!"

"That's stupid."

"Balls, man! We just ran over a tiny bus!"

"The bathroom here is nuts."

"This is my hat. This is totally my hat."

"I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you and you've got a mountain for a face."

"You look pretty." "What?" "I said you look shitty. Goodnight Denise!"

"Seriously, man, this is one of the top-ten nicest things anybody has ever done for me. "

"I'm going in for a Vitamin Water, should I make that dos?" "No, I'm good, thanks." "Well, maybe I'll pick up a box of dong bags so we can knock boots later."

"HEY LITTLE GIRL! I DON'T WANT CHERRY IN MINE!"

(re some acid) "Well, I guess I'll do it."

I can't wait until "Hot Rod" is better appreciated.

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