My mother's side of the family comes from the same small Pennsylvania town as this guy. My grandmother agreed to marry my grandfather on the condition that he get her the fuck out of Uniontown (not with that language, I assume). Other natives include the Big Mac, Secretary of State George Marshall (of the Marshall Plan), and a surprising number of moderately popular silent film actresses.
FWIW, "burger hangover" actually results in intestinal scarring, mild to moderate lycanthropy, and permanent pelvic misalignment.
No comments:
Post a Comment