You: hi
Stranger: Hey, I'm Michael Cera
You: your movies suck
Stranger: No they dont
You: yea they do A-Hole
Stranger: I have a new one coming out with Jack Black
You: called what?
Stranger: Year One
You: what's the premise?
Stranger: It's funny as anything
You: way to brag
You: you'll bring in less than meet dave
Stranger: It's the year 1 and we're lazy cavemen who have to save a (cave?!)girl
Stranger: Very original, very funny, check it out, the trailers on the apple website now
You: you're making a movie and you're not sure what it's about
Stranger: Yes I do, check the trailer out
You: hmm i'll consider it
Stranger: Do it, I want your money LOL
You: I'm not considerin, i was just f'ing with ya Butthole
Stranger: Oh well, I'm worth more than your whole family will ever make anyway
You: you wanna dance
You: i'll knock the crap out of you
Stranger: I only foxtrot
Stranger: Or the lambada...but not with guys
You: i'll teach ya the bleeding loser
Stranger: I don't need to fight I have a bodyguard
You: who charlene yi
Stranger: See he protects me while I make millions and waste it on shit because I can
Stranger: Because I'm worth more than you plebs
Stranger: And that means I'm a better person in this society
Stranger: <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<_________>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You: i bet you don't even know who charlene yi is
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