PR EYE!

Before I saw this week's episode of Project Runway, I had naturally assumed that Kenley was America's Greatest Monster. On the show she has appeared whiny, petty, rude, self-absorbed, and worst of all, her shit is played. But then this week she revealed that people hated her because she was the daughter of a tugboat captain. Because of LSAT study I did not see this when it was first broadcast, but now I have a pretty good guess as to what that reedy exhalation I heard at about 9:15 p.m. on Wednesday: it was America's collective gasp of understanding.

What else happened that I remember? Michael Kors nearly pulled his face off during the deliberations. Nina fared little better. Heidi talked about lacking taste while wearing a blazer over a spangled bra. Everyone wahhed and crybabied their way into another chance at Bryant Park (sort of). Leanne either can't work a camera or decided to be super-arty with her photos. Everyone explained how they come from Circumstances so THEY HAVE TO WIN! Jerell is skinny as hell (or as my ancestors might have said, haaaale). Isn't "model" the worst job ever? Most get paid nothing to wear the stupidest clothes by mediocre designers. It's like punishment for being stunning. Of course, most creative-type professions look like punishment unless for those at the very top.

Next week: another liveblog!!!!!!!

Y'all Can't Stop Me Postin' Bout Project Runway

1. Kenley is so annoying. And I hated that belt.

2. Less loving the nerd-bitch side of Leanne.

3. I only saw the commercial for Top Design but yo what happened to Jeffery Sebelius? It looks like he stole Michael Phelps's mustache.

4. Next week is going to be so amazing. "We're not going to tell her that's not hip hop." HA HA HA!

I Totally Lied

I am going to do more posts about Project Runway.

1. Leanne is the ur-Nerd Bitch and I fucking love it.

2. I missed last season for some reason (either it started when I was still at school, where we didn't get Bravo, or I flaked because season 3 was so boring) and never got to see the fabulous little motherfucker Christian Siriano. Oh well. Maybe they'll rerun that season.

3. Somehow Blayne managed to grow on me. He's the type of person who you can't stand but then you get to know them a little and they wear you down so much that you find yourself defending them over and over again until you realize that if you met yourself from the past your former self would disgustedly wonder "who the fuck are you?" Not that I ever liked his work or the "-licious."

4. Terri's dress looked like the couch in my mom's parlor with a currant tarp draped on it. Kenley's was still worse.

5. They should have shown Keith on his lollerblades when he heard that (SPOILER) Terri got knocked off.

6. A few months ago I think I saw Wendy Pepper riding around Poolesville in an SUV. It's possible: she lives in Middleburg, and this woman had a crabbity soreass look on her face.

7. Leanne's etsy page. Really beautiful.