1. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is the worst. If you cracked her open you'd find nothing but spiders and yellow smoke.

2. I can't catch a break. Or so it seems, but I'm only basing that on my experiences from early November 1984 to now.

3. I've never seen the "'n Chips" one before. I love it!

4. What's worse: the word "yuppies" used today (still!) or yuppies talking about how great The US Office is?

There's ALREADY Shenanigans

I Saw "W"

Oliver Stone chose to make Karl Rove (SPOILER) a total little dork nerd. There's even one scene where he's excited and he's hopping up and down like he just found out that his mom is letting him do cosplay at an anime convention. It's hilarious and unexpected, but not totally incongruous, if his Proust Questionnaire is to be believed*. Imagine how depressed I got when I found out that he really likes Borges too.

*And why wouldn't it?**

**Because he's Karl Rove.

The Guy That Ate the Big Burger

My mother's side of the family comes from the same small Pennsylvania town as this guy. My grandmother agreed to marry my grandfather on the condition that he get her the fuck out of Uniontown (not with that language, I assume). Other natives include the Big Mac, Secretary of State George Marshall (of the Marshall Plan), and a surprising number of moderately popular silent film actresses.

FWIW, "burger hangover" actually results in intestinal scarring, mild to moderate lycanthropy, and permanent pelvic misalignment.

This Woman Is Ludicrous

THE EAGLES?!? Hellll nawwww.

John Cleese on Sarah Palin

(the american-ness of his accent now is really weird)

This Palin Character

Seriously, how is this lady* getting away with calling Obama un-American when she got elected mayor and governor because of her ties to the Alaskan Successionist movement?

*har