QUIZNO'S: NOW FEATURING HEARTBREAKING ITALIAN

(trans.: "I never knew that you (fam.) were a philosopher.")

SIX WORD MEMOIR OF MELISSA JAY GYALTSEN

Whatever but who cares right guys?

(from today's Leonard Lopate)

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

This show and "DELOCATED" are going to have to chimp-fight to determine which is my favorite right now. THAT'S JUST HOW IT'S GOING TO HAVE TO BE. Seriously, DAVID GORDON GREEN is directing for this now.

My brother Matt said it best: EASTBOUND AND DOWN is about where you hope John Rocker is right now.

N.B.

The side in a Taco Bell combo meal is another, smaller taco.

TOP CHEF POSTGAME

Carla got "dommed" (as the kids say) by a stronger personality. That was what was wrong with her the first eight or so episodes. Once most of the jokers fell away, she was able to do what she was capable of.

Looking at this typed out, I realize that I may be projecting. But girlfriend is from Takoma Park*! TPK! How can I not feel a kinship?

*That's right! DC hell! She's just another lying-ass Marylander (again, like me).

HILARIOUS

Marionberry

HUH

In a 1989 study, New York psychologist J. Marvin Eisenstadt scoured the records of 699 eminent Americans and found that 45 percent had lost a parent before age 21.

Whole article here.