Things I Like? This Is Them

When I saw this my eyes flew out of my head, expanded to many times their natural size, while remaining attached to my head on narrow spindly stalks. Meanwhile, my body flew out behind me, generating some clouds of dust. From nowhere in particular a "BOI-YOI-YOI-OING" sound emanated.

One day I will compile a list of the things that I like. A rough, partial list would include coffee, comedic media produced by British people, mint-flavored food, Godard and his films, Achewood, Slavoj Zizek, bubble tea, Rehoboth Beach, not being in love, Washington, DC, baby platypuses, baking, Whole Foods, Proust, David Gordon Green, Taoism, Bertrand Russell, hushpuppies, Italian (language), French (language), Isaac Grunewald, and of course hilarious jokes. Things like that book rank very, very high indeed.

(found on Very Short List)