Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Project Runway Liveblog

My first one!

9:09 p.m.--This is not looking good. Shouldn't "pop" be the easiest thing in the world to do for Kenley? It's so general, and she's a cute girl. And just dress Leanne like M.I.A. Same ballpark.

9:24 p.m.--Tim said ONE THING. Kenley is past nuts. She's truck nutz.

9:35 p.m.--Did you see on the Emmys last weekend where Tina Fey thanked her parents for raising her to have confidence disproportionate to her looks and talents? I think it's actually true of Kenley. That or, you know. Truck nutz.

9:41 p.m.--HOLD ON, Kenley, HOLD ON. You're saying that Leanne--our Leanne--is not very hip hop?

9:43 p.m.--Kenley thinks LL Cool J is King of Hip Hop. I wish to god I knew what she thinks hip hop is.

9:44 p.m.--Hey! Caps won! Go Caps!

9:51 p.m.--"a woman going out to eat ribs." Michael Kors is a gem.

9:53 p.m.--Who keeps letting Leonardo DiCaprio do a Southern accent? He couldn't be worse at it.

9:55 p.m.--Ha ha. 88%. If you mess with the Gunn you gonna get shot.

9:56 p.m.--What? Korto? Man, they really had me going with Jerrell.

9:58 p.m.--UGH WHATEVER.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

wow, that's pretty much the thoughts I had. Michael Kors is a gem. One time Michael and I were watching and saying snarky things and Michael Kors said what we said. And we were like, buh?!

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I liked Jerrell's outfit better than Korto's. That outfit was punk like... AFI.

I can't wait for next week because it looks like everyone is going to cry. And that sounds awesome. I might have to get a bottle of wine and some bonbons for that.

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