IF I WERE ON "INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO"

Favorite word: Bluish
Least favorite word: Turdburgler*
What turns on you: Honesty
What turns you off: Snobbery
What sound do you love: Ocean
What sound do you hate: Phone ringing
Favorite curse: I really don't like to swear. I say "shoes!" sometimes because I hate "shit," and that energy has to get out somehow.
What profession would you like to attempt: Belletrist
What profession would you not like: Teacher
What would you like to hear God say to you: "You're all right!"
Who makes you laugh: My brother Matt. Once he threw up in the Kmart parking lot (he was suffering from a mild yet sudden stomach bug) and then hoisted his fists into the air and yelled "PAAARTY!" And he was eleven at the time! I think I am in the presence of greatness.

*There's no possible way anyone has anything worse than this.