I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS NETFLIX THING

I mean, really, why Roy Rogers? It's too banal to be bizarrely funny, like the Rick-Roll. Now that I think about it, Robinson Crusoe on Mars would be the perfect movie to fake people out with, because once they've realized that instead of L'Atalante or 3 Women they've got something about a chimp in a spacesuit, they can sit down and watch a pretty good movie, if they're so inclined. In that respect, it's even better than the Rick-Roll!