Before I saw this week's episode of Project Runway, I had naturally assumed that Kenley was America's Greatest Monster. On the show she has appeared whiny, petty, rude, self-absorbed, and worst of all, her shit is played. But then this week she revealed that people hated her because she was the daughter of a tugboat captain. Because of LSAT study I did not see this when it was first broadcast, but now I have a pretty good guess as to what that reedy exhalation I heard at about 9:15 p.m. on Wednesday: it was America's collective gasp of understanding.
What else happened that I remember? Michael Kors nearly pulled his face off during the deliberations. Nina fared little better. Heidi talked about lacking taste while wearing a blazer over a spangled bra. Everyone wahhed and crybabied their way into another chance at Bryant Park (sort of). Leanne either can't work a camera or decided to be super-arty with her photos. Everyone explained how they come from Circumstances so THEY HAVE TO WIN! Jerell is skinny as hell (or as my ancestors might have said, haaaale). Isn't "model" the worst job ever? Most get paid nothing to wear the stupidest clothes by mediocre designers. It's like punishment for being stunning. Of course, most creative-type professions look like punishment unless for those at the very top.
Next week: another liveblog!!!!!!!
2 comments:
I watched that the other night 'cuz I was looking at apts in Frederick Wednesday night and Thursday night.
I thought it was really funny when Kenley said she had no idea why people didn't like her after she was giving Leanne silent treatment like a six year old. That and I didn't know tug-boat captains still existed.
Frederick?? That's near me!!
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