My cat Benny (a.k.a. Benjamin a.k.a. Benjamin Franklin a.k.a. Frank a.k.a. Cranklin*) just jumped about six feet. This is impressive if you keep in mind that he's so fat he looks like a melted marshmallow.** LOL I guess you could call him the EASTER BENNY!***
*I could go on.
**This is being addressed; please don't yell at me. He isn't really even "my" cat per se; he mostly belongs to my mother and brother.
***I might be r------d.
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