JESUS DAMN

The ending to the first episode of "Eastbound and Down" was perfect. A monstrous loser mounted upon a leopard-print jetski, whiplashing his topless herpetic blowjob-buddy off, splashing her, then riding off into the North Carolina horizon AS Ram Jam's "Black Betty" plays.



Now, Ram Jam. This song--their biggest hit--is pretty stupid, and very, very great. I assumed that this was the extent of their genius until I saw their "Best Of" cover:



I want to write a novel about how that cover was created, then approved. I want to tell the Ram Jam "Best Of" story.