SELECTIONS FROM MY MOLESKINE LAST WEEK, FROM WHEN I WAS AWAY--WHAT DO THEY SAY? WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

-ebay frog band

-joke--skype on the toilet

-Marman's Septic Care

-She seemed to me, at all times, to be in a state of violent growth.

-Throw money at them! The kind that'll make their babies stupid!

(a lot of toilet jokes here; in my defense I only like them situationally)