Sorry for dropping the ball on this. The only other thing worth reporting was that I was added, out of the blue, to the Twitter of one Mr. B. Hemlock. At first I thought it was just another spambot, but I've since gone over his tweets and now I'm leaning towards him being a comedian doing a character. Whatever. It's hilarious.
He's what I can tell you about Hemlock. He's a good old boy (obsessed with his 5l engine and lite beer) from "T-DOT" (Toronto), a security guard at a condo complex, and DJ's under the name "The Blue Delusion." He hates Alex Ovechkin and does not believe that "dirty" Russians should be permitted to play hockey. He frequently posts his own quotations ("'Mediocrity is the poison, excellence is the antidote.'~ Brian Hemlock"). He is a devout Christian and believes that children should be beaten. Here are some of my favorite tweets:
6 pack at lunch, sobered up, ready to give the Mustang a rip around the block!
@BR_Fighter You fight?
Fuckin lovin the new Nickelback track, "Gotta Be Somebody". Chad is fuckin give'n r as usual on vox. Such a transendant, inspiring message.
@aluniquen tennis? bahaha, you know that sport was invented by faggots right? Britain 1850, look it up.
farm road time trials in the mustang tonight. Gonna do so much salvia. FUCKING PUMPED
I want SWINE FLU so I can BEAT SWINE FLU. Nuff said.
@serenajwilliams You're the hottest chocolate to ever grace the great court, stay beautiful
@iamdiddy shut up, murderer. (re Diddy's "What yall doin? Tell me something interesting!!!!!")
#quote "I'm trained to kill, you're trained to die." ~ Brian Hemlock AKA Hemmy AKA Blue Delusion
@MamaSidney You treat your boy like that he's gonna grow up soft, the world has enough twerps and pansies, give him a smack toughen him up
@VanessaAndres decent sized boobs huh? You like big men ? Don't forget, The bigger they are, the harder they fall in love.
@Travelling_man "In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth". -Jesus Christ. Try that quote on for size...we'll work from there.
Inspirations for Keith remix: Persavearance, kanye, german minimlism (I'm a philosophy nerd lol), worship, 'n being at the top of your game.
Gonna b a shitshow Tuesday. 6 AM:Training at Gold's, 8:30 AM: Chronn sesh with Rodney, 9 AM Job interview, 10 AM celebrate new job with a 40
@guykawaski George Orwell, truly a great artist of the century, I often compare him to Tom Clancy...agree?
@Mike_Wesely #QUOTE: "Life's a fight, think you can handle it?" ~ Brian Hemlock
@Jason_Pollock #Quote: "Carpe Diem" - Brian Hemlock
@tfolkman Basketball? Sorry bro, not a real sport in my books. MMA, football...now those are sports for REAL men...not sweaty apes LOL
just pounded an arby's Big Montana. What a fucking joke.
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