OH AND THEN MY SIGNAL DIED SO I COULDN'T HEAR THE NUMBER

Today was impressively hellish. Here's a sample:

Me: Hi, I'd like the number for Normandy Carpet, please.

411 Operator: What's the last name?

Me: It's not a name, it's a company. Normandy Carpet.

411 Operator: Oh, OK. Could you spell the second word, please?

Me: C-A-R-P-E-T.

Fellow Car Occupant #1: Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE!

Fellow Car Occupant #2: Car as in "vroom vroom" and pet as in "doggie or kittie"! Say that to her.