Sunday, May 24, 2009

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW TYLER PERRY IS IN "STAR TREK"?

Because (SPOILER ALERT) Tyler Perry is in "Star Trek." Like, a lot. He has tons of lines. Did Obama hold a press conference about this that I somehow missed? Because TYLER PERRY is in "STAR TREK," and we as a nation ought to be consumed with talking about it. Because it means that people that are watching "Star Trek" are looking at the screen and thinking "hey, that dude looks like Tyler Perry" AND THAT'S BECAUSE THAT IS TYLER PERRY*. Because I literally cannot get over how insane it is that TYLER PERRY was in "STAR TREK." Think about the choices an artist must make, think about the difficulty of sustaining a creative vision, and think about Tyler Perry being in "Star Trek." Because he is there. And we viewers must look at him, absorb, and think about it.

Tyler Perry is in "Star Trek."

*I am a genius, so I knew right away that it was Tyler Perry, and so for the whole movie, basically, I was stuck there going "Tyler Perry is in this."

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